A blog dedicated to getting by with a big impact, doing as little actual work as you can. All projects, recipes, and tips posted are designed to impress as many people as possible, and fool them into thinking you’re a highly motivated individual.
Friend: I really love that pillow! Where did you get it?
You: Oh, I made it. It’s no big deal, really.
No mention of the fact that you made it years ago, and have made approximately nothing since then. They will be incredibly impressed, and you can go back to painting your toenails and watching reruns of (insert favorite 90’s show).